Michelle Steigerwalt...
- is not a guy.
- has a morbid fascination with PHP.
- is a professional Web developer.
- can be hired to do professional Web development.
- only listens to classic rock.
- hates writing, but sometimes does it moderately well.
- is awesome.
- procrastinates a bit too much.
- has a phobia of business casual and cubicles.
- loves JavaScript an unhealthy amount.
- has three whiteboards.
- probably has some form of crazy.
- lives in the middle of nowhere.
- would like to relocate to the SF Bay area someday.
- could kick your ass in Red Alert 2.
- has been spending way too much time in front of a computer screen for over a decade.
- obsesses over details.
- was raised by geeks on a MUD.
- loves Courier New.
- will probably waste the rest of her youth coding.
- enjoys various types of tea.
- uses a Mac.
- misses Linux.
- is a classically-trained code monkey.
- SSHes into her remote server to code with Vim.
- considers everyone else's text editor to be an equally fine choice.
- looks disorganized, but actually knows where everything is.
- should read more.
- should write more.
- should venture outside more often.
- has lied in several bullets.